The Melancholy Aisle
I managed to shoe-horn myself out the door this morning in order to get some supplies from the supermarket though I very nearly resorted to an Internet shop instead. Luckily it wasn’t too busy and I worked my way around though the first sensory experience to greet my was the music of Elton John’s semi instrumental ditty Song for Guy which I managed to be in range just as the light vocal line comes in that goes “Life, isn’t everything, isn’t everything, isn’t everything”. Thanks S’Elt (Sir Elton). This line has always been in contention with many. I used to think he was singing “Death, is a terrible thing” which is plainly ludicrous whilst I’ve seen other lyrics say ” Life, isn’t death everything…”. Melancholy stuff anyway.
9 Items More Or less
Despite the relative emptiness of the aisles it still seemed a long haul through the checkouts as most people in front of me had mile high stacked trolleys. Where are the self checkouts guys for those of us with just a few items that are above a 9 items or less basket but not the scale of a large family shop?
The Tic Tac Kid
I pulled in behind a couple of young women in moderate Muslim dress who had a young boy in the child seat of their trolley and who was facing me. I engaged in some face pulling and wry smiling as he smiled back cheekily. He was around 2-3 years old I reckon and had a packet of green and orange tic-tacs in his hand which he held proudly in his left hand before eyeing them with a cheeky grin and shaking them vigorously followed by a gloriously happy yelp akin to the sun baby from teletubbies.
We engaged in some more mutual face pulling whilst the boy’s Mother (I presume) looked on only slightly bemused. Tic tac boy then flipped open the packet and poured some tic tacs into his mouth and munched on them whilst laughing and then opening his mouth fully at me to show the predictable debris and multi coloured tongue that they produced. I gave a half hearted mock disapproving smile back and tic tac boy yelped with joy again before his trolley was on the move and he waved me bye bye with his tic-tac hand.
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