Motto For Britain

The Times has been inviting a five words or less motto to sum up what makes Britain great, inspired by some out loud thinking by Gordon Brown. This has got the great British whingers out in force but the usual xenophobic utterings aside some of the slogans have been quite amusing, especially the ones that couldn’t count five words.

Dipso fatso bingo asbo

Have a cup of tea

C.C.T.V

No problem left untaxed

We apologise for the inconvenience

Britain: Embarassed by Greatness, Inspired by Mediocrity

May contain nuts

Tea, but no sympathy

Fair to middling, queues likely

Dentistry is not our forte

We like a good whinge

Britain, land of the fee

(And my current favourite:)

per ardua ad nauseam


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