It’s been a while since I checked out my daily horoscope, something I would have done daily in my younger days albeit without lending it a lot of credence. So I was suddenly curious as to what vague sooth saying I might find if I looked up my star sign for today:
“Some people get it right first time. They are wise, sensible, restrained and realistic. They don’t bite off more than they can chew. They don’t dive in deeper than the point from which they can safely swim. Yet, those people look at you and imagine that you are one of them. Perhaps you are, but you don’t feel like that. You are conscious of the many wild and reckless moves you have lately made; of the wind you have sailed close to and the hot water you have gotten into. Be proud of this. It is a part of what makes you special. Once you have had your chart cast, you can then go on to look at where the planets are . “
Okay Dokey. Glad we got that all cleared up. I’m not sure if this astrologer is insulting me or hinting that I need to pay somebody (probably him) for a really good map.
So I tried one more:
“It’s important to stay on your toes today — there are some possible hiccups along your regular route, and you will need to have a quick mind in order to act fast and stay on balance. A simple but necessary ingredient for your day is a good breakfast! The nutrition you give yourself as you start the day is the only foundation you’ll have to build upon, so the better you build it, the better your day will be. Staying sharp is not just about being alert — it’s about being healthy.”
Nutritional advice written in the stars. I don’t think I’ll be returning to a regular check of my star sign. Right where’s my I-Ching coins.