Home secretary Theresa May has suggested that the coalition may change questions in the current British citizens immigration test. Anybody applying for a British passport, some sources have suggested, should be able to recite the first verse of God save the Queen.
Luckily most of us know that one:
God Save The Queen
The Fascist Regime,
They Made You A Moron
A Potential H-Bomb.
Or didn’t she mean that God save the Queen?