Idiot Density

If we were ever to add a key to maps that showed the number of stupid people per square mile then social media could be an invaluable tool for verifying that data.

Noise in the house we don’t live in

I get a message from a former neighbour about the house we used to live in (rented) that was apparently now blasting music at considerable volume. It must’ve been loud as the neighbour is registered deaf in terms of her hearing ability and is not next door to said music blasting tenant. They were asking…